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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:
"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES"
"? The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".
The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.
The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end:
"How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"? She immediately says "One". The interviewer says,
"OK, we'll let you know".
Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked:
"How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"
. She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering:
"2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm - wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"
After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer:
"Thirty two"
The interviewer is stunned and asks her:
"Ok, now tell me, how the hеll did you arrive at this answer?"
She starts singing "Da Da Dah Dahhh Dah Dah Da Da Dah Dahh Dah Dah ..."
(The theme song for Indiana Jones)

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Why was the blonde's steering wheel covered with lipstick? She was trying to вlоw the horn. Submitted by Curtis Submitted by Calamjo

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Lawyer:
"Judge, I wish to appeal my clientâs case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge:
"And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer:
"Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

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A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride.
A ways down the road the driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck to steer directly toward the lawyer. Then he remembered, "I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down this lawyer," and at the last second he swerved to miss the lawyer.
But he heard a thump outside anyway. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.
He turned to the priest and said,
"Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
And the priest said,
"Don't worry son, I got him with my door."

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A blonde was with her husband shopping and she decided that they would shop in different parts of the mall. They meet in the middle 2 hours later and she announces, "I just got kids." The husband stares amazed, looking at the kids he says,
"Those are 2 baby goats!" Submitted by bomberman255 Edited by Calamjo, Curtis and yisman

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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".

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Rаndy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE."
It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.
So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE."
The policeman arrested her on the spot.

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A мurdеr has been committed.
Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five... Six ... Put me down for a five."

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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!

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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.

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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just кill you softly with his song.

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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.

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A lot of people are desperate today.
A fellow walked up to me, he said,
"You see a cop around here?"
I said,
"No."
He said,
"Stick 'em up!"

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.”
The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.”
The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?

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