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Most Popular Jokes

The person who invented the door knock won the No-веll prize.

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Pun Jokes Life Jokes

There is an apartment with 3 stories. A white family lives in the top, a mexican family live in the middle, and a black family lives in the bottom. A tornado comes and wipes out the apartment. Who survives?
The white family because the parents were at work and the kids were at school!

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Office and Work Jokes School Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Kids Jokes

Being a sexist doesn’t bother me at all.
The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn’t matter.

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Sexist Jokes Jokes about Women

Teacher:
"If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny:
"Seven."
Teacher:
"No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny:
"Seven."
Teacher:
"Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny:
"Six."
Teacher:
"Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny:
"Seven!"
Teacher:
"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny:
"Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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School Jokes

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

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Cannibal Jokes

What did the реdорhilе say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.

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Prison Jokes

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a мidgет spinner

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Dwarf Jokes What do you call jokes

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

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Waiter Jokes Restaurant Jokes

What’s the hardest part about being a раеdорhilе?
Trying to fit in.

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Gross Jokes Fitness jokes

Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

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Feminist Jokes

I got a hаndjов of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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Jokes about Women Love Jokes

I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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Last Word Jokes

An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said, "Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked, "What has changed?" The guide answered, "Land mines."

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Sexist Jokes

What do you say when you see your television floating at night? "Drop it niggа."

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Boycott Jokes Black People Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!

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Jokes about Women Sexist Jokes

Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: To know which witch is which!

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Holiday Jokes

What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.

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Gross Jokes Animal Jokes Baby Jokes Dog jokes

Three women were trapped on an island. They needed to get across the water to the mainland. They came across a genie who said, "I will grant you ladies three wishes." The first woman said, "Turn me into a fish" and she swam across the water to the other island. The second woman said, "Give me a boat" and she rowed to the other side. The third woman said, "Turn me into a man" and she walked across the bridge.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Sexist Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

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Christmas Jokes Holiday Jokes

I am not like other girls, I know what I want for dinner.
I've been thinking about it since lunch.

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Jokes about Women