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Most Popular Jokes

Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.

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Dark Humor Jokes Relationship Jokes

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …
so Trump can’t tweet it.

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Apparently there's a third option between burial and cremation.

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Dark Humor Jokes

My wife says she enjoys sеx more whilst on holiday.
Well I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive.

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Sex Jokes Cheating Jokes

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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Why did the niggеr cross the road?
I don’t know, so I’m following him. He’s sure to be up to something.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

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Boycott Jokes

Who was the greatest Jewish cook of all time?
Hitler.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Hitler Jokes

Johnny Cochran walks into OJ Simpson’s hotel room and finds him packing his suitcase. “Where are you planning on going?” asks Cochran. “I’m going to Cancun” replies OJ. “No! No! No!” says Johnny. “I didn’t say that you were going to Cancun! I said…you are going to the can Сооn!”

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Stupid Jokes Hotel Jokes

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

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Boycott Jokes

You're not fат, you're just... easier to see.

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Attitude Jokes One-Liner Jokes Fat Jokes

I'm tired of being a specialist in infectious diseases and virology. Today I decided to become an expert on Afghanistan

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Маsтurватiоn is a touchy subject.
But оrаl sеx is a matter of taste.

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Masturbation jokes

My mate said he’s just bought his wife a 24 carat gold viвrатоr for her birthday...
He must be going soft in his old age...

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Dirty jokes

An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She searched, and nothing seemed to catch her interest except this one ugly frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, “I’m lonely too, buy me and you won’t be sorry.” The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn’t found anything else.
So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road, the frog whispered to her, “Kiss me, you won’t be sorry.” So, the old lady figured what the heck and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sеxy, handsome young prince. Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into?
The first motel she could find...She’s old, not dead!

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Old People Jokes

The birth of Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex
Because they don't wanna admit that a piece of meat makes them happy.

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Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Insult Jokes

A man was having premature еjасulатiоn problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said,
"When you feel like you are getting ready to еjасulате, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sеx and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to еjасulате and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered,
"Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my реnis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

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3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says “I wish I was smart enough to get off this island” so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says “I wish I was even smarter then her so I don’t have to do so much manual labor” so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says “I wish I was smarter then both of them!” So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

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