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I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair "ginjas".

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One-Liner Jokes

I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said "hey that's my shiт!"

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One-Liner Jokes

We call her "magnet" because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.

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One-Liner Jokes

Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being a dentist.

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One-Liner Jokes

* During school *
"What day is it?"
"Friday, May 24th, 2013. 2:15 pm"
* Summer vacation *
"What day is it?"
"Maybe July."

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School Jokes

CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the fuск does the world owe? Jupiter?

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I'm so excited this girl said I was the one. I'm sure the other guys in the police lineup are jealous.

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Police Officer Jokes

Me: Did it hurt? Them: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from somebody's аsshоlе into toilet water, you piece of shiт.

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Dirty jokes

There is a asain guy, white guy, and a Mexican guy on a ship and its sinking. so the captain says to throw anything off that they dont need. so the asian throws off some rice and says "we have to much of this in our country" the mexican throws off some beans and says " we have to much of this in out country" the white guy throws off the mexican and says " we have to much of this in our country"

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Boy: I'm sorry, can I take a picture with u? I just want to show santa what I want for christmas.

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Christmas Jokes

There was a blonde, brunet and a redhead they were on there way to heaven. God said,
"I will give you 100 jokes; if you laugh you go to hеll." The brunet laughed at the 10th joke and she went to hеll. The redhead laughed at the 43rd joke and she went to hеll. The blonde was at the 99th joke then she laughed. "WHAT THE НЕLL YOU WERE ALMOST TO HEAVEN ! WHY DID YOU LAUGH?", said god. Blonde said,
"I just got the first joke."

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God Jokes Blonde Jokes

Guy: i bet i cant touch your воовs without using my hands.
Girl: ok.
*Guy touches girls воовs*
Guy: nope, cant do it.

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Dirty jokes

Firend: tell me a clean joke.
Me: ok, i took a bath with bubbles.
Friend: now tell me a dirтy joke.
Me: ok, bubbles is the girl next door.

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Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

Yo mooma so dumb when the applicatin asked"Sеx?" she put mondays and wednsdays

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Sex Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

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One-Liner Jokes

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier if my wardrobe wasn't so FABULOUS!

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One-Liner Jokes

That annoying moment when your Capri Sun refuses to lose it's virginity.

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One-Liner Jokes

- ”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.”
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dirty jokes

Got hired at Walmart. Do I start pulling my teeth out now or do they just fall out at orientation?

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One-Liner Jokes

Coach: Okay class, today we are going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court. And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court. got it?
Class: Got it.
Coach: Okay... Ready, set... ORANGE!

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