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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
To which he responds: "No, you've got воwеl cancer."

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an еrестiоn.
Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread.
So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread.
The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it."
Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."

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A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide.
‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian.
The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section.
It’s empty.’
‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian.
‘They don’t often bring them back.'

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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my аss?

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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!

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One day on a plane there were 100 bricks and one fell off. How many are left? 99
What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. put the giraffe in 3.close the fridge
What are the 4 steps to putting a rhino in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. take out the giraffe 3. put the rhino in. 4. close the fridge.
The animals were throwing a party and all the animals but one came. What was it? The rhino
A girl crossed a low bridge over crocodile infested water, but didn't die. Why? The crocodiles were at the party.
When she got to the other side she died though. Why?
A brick fell from a plane and hit her on the head

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Animal Jokes

Me: hey girl spell me
Hot Chick: ok M-E
Me: you forgot the D
Hot Chick: theres no D in Me
Me: not yet

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An old couple decide to get married after years of courting.
They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sеx.
‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée.
‘As far as sеx goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’
‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom.
‘Was that one word or two?’

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4 gаy guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left.
One gаy guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gаy guy says.
"Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."

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Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.

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Q: How do you know when you are sтоnеd?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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God gave man his реnis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.

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Life is all about mind and matter - I don't mind and You don't matter...

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I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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A teacher comes to the home of one naughty kid:
"Is your mom at home?"
"Nope, she's not here", says the naughty kid, quite scared.
"And your father?"
"No, he has hidden away as well..."

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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

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April Fools' Jokes

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

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A blonde enters a library.
She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
The librarian says "Ma'am this is library."
So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."

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