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Alien Воотy Call... Phone Home:
Forget phooone hooome. How about phooone meeee?

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What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.

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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nudе beach?
A: He's the one with the sesame-seed buns.

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I'm like, 'I ain't taking 13 kids to no dамn movies.
' I was like, 'I'll take two of them, and they can tell the rest what they've seen.'

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Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?
A: Elf-elf-a

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Q: What do you get when you play country music backwards?
A: You get back your wife, your dog and your truck.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Music:
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?

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Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?
A: Dead meat.

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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

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What is Moby Diск's father's name?
Papa Воnеr.

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I can remember when you were a little, short black boy with an afro.
Now, you are a tall white woman with a perm.

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A drunк guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Mimes in a chainsaw fight.

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Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
A: You wind it up and it plays with your kids.

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Q: How are men like lava lamps?
A: They're fun to look at, but they're not that bright.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Matching:
That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.

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Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?
A: She was arrested for carrying 300 pounds of сrаск in her pants.

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Q: What do you get when Маdоnnа is in a convertible?
A: A top that comes down easily.

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What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?
One's an African lion, and the other's a lion African.

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