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Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.

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Isn’t it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? …
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It’s sтuрid. You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors or history students calling themselves baristas.

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School Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Apparently a Prep School in Ascot is requiring every under 12 student to buy an iPad instead of using textbooks.
That’s nothing.
In China they’re requiring every under 5 student to MAKE an iPad instead of using textbooks.

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How school works:
In class: 2+2=4.
Homework: 2+4+2=8.
Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun’s mass.

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Little Emily went home from school and told her mum that the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels because ‘you’re very good at them’.
Mum said, “You should say “No” cos they only want to look at your knickers.”
Emily said, “Oh I know they do. That’s why I hide them in my bag”!

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It was the firs day of school, and the first grade teacher decided to see how much her students knew about math.
“Steven, can you tell me what is 3 and 2?” Steven said, “That’s when you should watch very, very carefully before you swing at the next pitch.”

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School Jokes Math Jokes

How do gаys get sтоnеd?
They go to the Middle East.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

If I was black i would become a super hero and go out at night my power would be invisibility i would be the black death

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Why don't blacks go to country parties? Because every time someone shouts, "Но-down," the black man thinks his girl got shot.

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Q:Why was rapping invented?
A:So blacks could have a job.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

I used to have a career in a nightclub where strippers would grind up and down on me whilst other men watched.
Fucking Poles, coming over here and taking all of our jobs.

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A black man, a Japanese man and a Mexican man were in the Olympics. Who won the race?
All of them
Why?
One was chased by a slаvе trader, one was chased by an atomic bomb and one was chased by the border patrol.

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Some people say I'm deep.. If only they seen my scars.

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One-Liner Jokes

Excuse me, I'm lost, May I go home with you?

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One-Liner Jokes

200 lbs on Earth is only 74 lbs on Mars. I'm not fат, I'm just on the wrong planet.

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One-Liner Jokes Fat Jokes

Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

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One-Liner Jokes

My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vоdка.

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The itsy bitsy spider climed up the water spout out came the gun and wiped the f*cker out.

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One-Liner Jokes

Help me! The paranoid delusional people are after me!!!

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One-Liner Jokes

The worst one-liner was probably the Titanic

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One-Liner Jokes