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Trump can get ban the cops can tack him to jral and trunp go go go go bye bye for good trump is meing

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A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband’s friend walks over and says,
“Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E.”

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I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban at the New York zoo.

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If ur frundy on a game sud i will кill u in the game u sud saw will if u did кill me i will tell the my more frundy to ban u from the game the frundy sud what u got frundy on the game iack u r not my frundy the all frundy u be ban if u dont get it will af fun if u dont like the text am come for u ok k now like it the end

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my Halloween candy and now it’s stuck in my throat!!!

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Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

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Why is the Nаzi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.

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Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? – He was stealing all the samples.

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Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it!!

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The Breakfast Couples:
(Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart
(Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

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If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner…you might be a Redneck!

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If you ever had your niррlе ripped of by a possum, you might be a redneck…

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If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

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If you fuск your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?

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I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

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A guy was on trial for мurdеr and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

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The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

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A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?

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Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What’s that?
Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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You wanna know who didn’t kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn’t; nor did he bite the dust.

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