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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

A man in the dress business called a friend, also in the dress business, and asked how things were going.
"Couldn't be better," answered the friend. "Even with the recession, our sales are up 40 percent. My son, the lawyer, just won a big case. And his fee was a million dollars. My other son, the surgeon, was nominated for the Nobel Prize in medicine..."
"I'll phone you back later," the caller interrupted. "I didn't know you had someone with you."

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Lawyer Jokes

Yo mama so fат she died.

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Lawyers in an Edson law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then, one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't quite the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day, she overheard the remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table. Curious, she spoke up, 'You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?'

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Lawyer Jokes Coffee Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of wеirdо cattle?
A nerd herd.

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Animal Jokes

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Phone jokes

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Phone jokes

This antique pocket watch has been in my family for generations.
It’s true.
My grandfather sold me it on his deathbed.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes

Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says,
"Ribbit."

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.

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Animal Jokes

A wife catches her husband маsтurватing under the shower and approaches him.
The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirтy that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!

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