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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.

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Animal Jokes

A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds.
One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around.
As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The husband looks up concerned and says,
"Oh did my little wifey fall on her little nosey wosey?"
She laughs and gets in his bed.
When they are done, she gets up to go back to her bed and falls over the rug again.
Her husband looks over his shoulder to see her on the floor, rolls over and says,
"Clumsy вiтсh."

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Marriage and Family Jokes

A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.

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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.

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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation

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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.

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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon

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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Math Jokes

If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.

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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.

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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.

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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.

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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.

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If looks could кill they would be called Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes

Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.

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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.

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