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I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.

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One-Liner Jokes

Wife orders the husband to go to mother-in-law to pick her up for her doctor's appointment.
The husband drove to mother-in-law's house and saw her busy chattering
With the neighbor's young wife. He came and reminded her of doctor's appointment and ask her to be quick.
The mother-in-law would not give up blabbering to the neighbor so after couple reminders the husband came held her from the arm and drag her to the car saying, "Sorry mom you can't miss your health appointment, I had to do it."
The mother-in-law defended, "You know that woman, she simply would not stop listening to me."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

Why does the blonde have smudges on the inside of her windshield?
She needs to drag her finger across the words as she's reading street signs.
Note: I just made this up. However, please tell me if someone else has a similar one.

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Blonde Jokes

Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I"
Bobby: I is...
Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.

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School Jokes

A doctor says "The good news is it's all in your head."
"The bad news is it's brain cancer."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals.
Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it.
Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildоs.

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My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

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What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic?
I’d hit that.

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a sтuрid thing to Fallout 4.

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My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

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Marriage and Family Jokes Friendship Jokes

I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.

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Friendship Jokes

My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...
She is infringing on my right to bear arms!

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One-Liner Jokes

What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled вееr on her?

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

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Gross Jokes

What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer?
The torturer would apologize first.

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Sports Jokes

“I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus!”

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One-Liner Jokes

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... Yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.

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One-Liner Jokes