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What do you call a special type of deer in Canada that drinks human blood?
The moose-quito.

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Why didn’t the American make a joke about the Canadian border?
They realized that would cross a line.

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I asked my tour guide to tell a funny joke about Canada…
He responded, “I’m sorry, but I Canada think of any.”

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What do people say about Canada in the winter?
It’s the moose beautiful time of the year.

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Why didn’t the tourist want to visit the lake from the Canadian side of the border?
It was giving them an eerie feeling.

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My brother didn’t believe me when I told him the name of Canada’s prime minister.
I replied, “You may not believe me, but it’s Trudeau!”

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I went to watch a boxing match in Canada…
And a hockey game broke out!

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How do Canadians take care of their hair?
With moose.

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How does Canada respond to coin shortages in the U.S.?
They give us Nickelback.

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What’s a Canadian ghost’s favorite food?
Boo-tine!

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What song do pumped-up Canadians sing?
“Who Let the Sled Dogs Out?”

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What did the excited tourist say on their first visit to Canada?
“Yukon see the northern lights from here!”

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How do the Toronto Blue Jays get ready for a game?
They do worm-up sessions.

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Why is Canada so good at social media platforms like Facebook?
They have so many lakes.

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How do you get invited to get-togethers in Canada?
Someone says, “Hey, we’re having a part-eh!”

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What happened when two Canadian musicians met during the fire at the gaming stop?
They formed Arcade Fire.

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What was the Canadian skeleton doing at the hockey game?
He was there to drive the zam-воnе-i!

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What happens if you lose your wallet in Canada?
You’ll get it delivered to your house.

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What do all the people in the Capital of Canada eat for their breakfast?
Ottawaffles.

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What type of public transport do Canadians like for visiting America?
Zambonis.

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