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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s раnтiеs. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant

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Elephant jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?
An Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Canadian jokes

If you were 8 years old when “red, red wine” was released UB40 now.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Wine jokes

I saw a woman trying to park her car in the Tesco car park today.
After a few minutes I went over and said, “Would you like me to do that for you?”
“No thanks,” she replied.
“Are you sure?” I asked, as I walked out with my shopping 45 minutes later.

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Jokes about Women Sexist Jokes

Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem Alan.

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Easter Jokes Dad Jokes

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma соw and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy соw replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma соw again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma соw says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

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Animal Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Lesbians preparing for Valentines Day.

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Valentine's Day Jokes

Briefly about the Olympics in China.

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Putin Jokes

Why was the tourist terrified during their trip to Canada?
There was so much tundra and lightning!

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Canadian jokes

I finally decided to open a business in Canada.
My business advisors told me, “Don’t get cod feet!”

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Canadian jokes

What do you call a special type of deer in Canada that drinks human blood?
The moose-quito.

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Canadian jokes

Why didn’t the American make a joke about the Canadian border?
They realized that would cross a line.

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Canadian jokes American Jokes

I asked my tour guide to tell a funny joke about Canada…
He responded, “I’m sorry, but I Canada think of any.”

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Canadian jokes

What do people say about Canada in the winter?
It’s the moose beautiful time of the year.

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Canadian jokes

Why didn’t the tourist want to visit the lake from the Canadian side of the border?
It was giving them an eerie feeling.

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My brother didn’t believe me when I told him the name of Canada’s prime minister.
I replied, “You may not believe me, but it’s Trudeau!”

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I went to watch a boxing match in Canada…
And a hockey game broke out!

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Canadian jokes

How do Canadians take care of their hair?
With moose.

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Canadian jokes

How does Canada respond to coin shortages in the U.S.?
They give us Nickelback.

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Canadian jokes