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Мъж и жена били женени от много години. Мъж и жена се оженили, но всеки път по време на секс мъжът искал в стаята да е пълна тъмнина. Секс A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a dildo! she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the dildo". The husband... Chiste del que hace el amor con la luz apagada Esta es una pareja que ya cumplía 20 años de casados. Y durante esos 20 años cada vez  que iban a hacer el amor apagaba las luces completamente. Pero después de 20 años haciendo lo mismo, la... C'est l'histoire d'un vieux couple marié depuis 25 ans. Chaque fois qu'ils font l'amour, l'homme demande à le faire dans le noir. Um casal estava casado há vinte anos e, sempre que fazia sexo, o marido insistia em desligar a luz. Após esse tempo todo, a mulher achava que aquilo era estúpido. Decidiu que iria tirar do marido esse hábito desnecessário. Certa noite, enquanto faziam amor, ela acendeu as luzes. Olhou e viu o... Under alla år som Britta och Bertil varit tillsammans hade Bertil alltid velat älska med lampan släckt. Efter 20 år tröttnade Britta på att ständigt treva sig fram i mörkret och tände! Hon såg till sin förskräckelse att hennes man använde en dildo och utropade: - FÖRKLARA DET HÄR! VARFÖR HAR DU... Det äkta paret hade varit gifta i mer än 20 år. Varje gång de älskade insisterade mannen på att ljuset skulle vara släkt. Men efter 20 år tyckte kvinnan att det började bli löjligt. Hon funderade... Conny och Clara hade varit gifta i 20 år, men varje gång de skulle ha sex ville Conny ha ljuset släckt. En natt bestämmer sig Clara för att tända ljuset mitt under akten, och märker då att Conny... Det var en man och hans fru, de låg i sängen och skulle precis till att ha sex, mannen gick och släckte som han alltid gjort i deras 5 år långa äktenskap. Hans fru hade ofta funderat på varför... Er was eens een koppel dat 20 jaar getrouwd was. Iedere keer als ze de liefde bedreven drong de man er op aan om de lichten uit te doen. Na 20 jaar begon de vrouw dat vreemd te vinden, en ze... Bryllupsnatten De havde været gift i 20 år. Manden ville kun elske i mørke. Konen ville have ham fra den fjollede vane, så under en romantisk og højlydt omgang tændte hun lyset og så en... De hadde vært gift i mer enn 20 år. Mannen insisterte på at lyset alltid skulle være av. Men etter 20 år, syntes kona det var latterlig. Så en natt, mens de var igang, tente hun lyset og så sin...
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One day there was a hippie who got on a bus. The bus was very crowded and the man took a seat next to a young nun. He was very attracted to the nun, because she was surprisingly beautiful.
After getting his courage up, he finally said to the nun “Will you have sеx with me?”
The nun, disgusted, told the bus driver to stop the bus and she got off.
The man was very disappointed and he moved up to the front of the bus to wait for his stop. Seeing that the young hippie was upset, the bus driver decided to help him out.
He said to the young man, “I know that nun. Every night, she goes to the grave yard at 9:00 to pray at the grave of her friend. If you go there and pretend that you are Jesus, there is no way she would turn down God’s request.
Just tell her that you are Jesus and ask her to have sеx with you.” This gave the hippie great hope.
That night, he went to the graveyard, and sure enough, there was the nun. As she kneeled down, he decided to make his move. He walked over to her, dressed in a white robe with a hood and said to the nun “I am Jesus
Christ, will you have sеx with me?” Now, of course the nun could not deny the power of God, so she agreed. “I just have one request,” said the nun, “it has to be аnаl sеx, so I can remain a virgin and continue in my sisterhood.” The disguised hippie agreed and the two had sеx.
When they were done, the man thought that it would be funny to reveal his identity to the nun. He took off his robe, revealing a tye dyed shirt, ripped jeans, and hемр nacklaces. “HA HA!! I’m not Jesus, I’m the hippie!” He exclaimed.
Much to the young man’s surprise, the nun took off her habit, revealing a gray shirt and gray pants. Laughing, she yelled “HA HA! I’m not the nun, I’m the bus driver!”
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