if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.PrevPageFullUrl)) { } if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.NextPageFullUrl)) { } Newest jokes - Page 2607

Latest Jokes

What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

13 0

Jokes

What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
Your 25 year old mom.

14 0

School Jokes Blonde Jokes

How do you start a riot in Mexico?
You roll a penny

13 0

Black People Jokes

A graverdigger, walking in the streets of a small town chanced to turn and noticed two doctors walking behind him. He stopped until they passed and then followed on behind them.
"And why this?" asked the doctors.
"I know my place in this procession," he said.

27 0

Medical and Doctor Jokes

Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?

27 0

Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

"Don't give up on your dreams."
"Really? You mean it?"
"Yeah, just keep sleeping."

27 0

One-Liner Jokes

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

27 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will кill him and see if he will wake up again.

27 0

Christian Jokes Sick and Death Jokes Easter Jokes

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said,
"Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself."
"Don't be sтuрid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy."
"How?" asked Joe.
"Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?"
"I clean out septic tanks," Joe replied.

27 0

Medical and Doctor Jokes

Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.

13 0

Jokes about Women

Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
Beacuse it gose run niggеr niggеr run niggеr nigger

14 0

Black People Jokes

Whos the richest man in Mexico?
The person who gets the penny.

13 0

Ethnic and Racial Jokes

What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
Both of them make men start talking nonsense!

14 0

Jokes about Women Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

14 0

Blonde Jokes

What's the hardest thing about a sеx change from a man to a woman?
Inserting the anchovies

13 0

Gross Jokes Sex Jokes

Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.

28 0

Chuck Norris Jokes

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.

14 0

Animal Jokes

What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's вrеаsтs called?
Her clit

14 0

Dirty jokes Grandparent Jokes

There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
The sign said "must be 18 to enter".

14 0

Blonde Jokes

Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?
They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

29 0

Blonde Jokes