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Why are there so many lawyers in the U. S.?
Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

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Lawyer Jokes

How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears.
Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.

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Sports Jokes

How do you keep black youth off the streets?
Put a KFC on the sidewalk

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Food Jokes Dirty jokes Black People Jokes

"Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you're carrying around?" the doctor asked the patient.
"I just can't seem to lose the weight," the patient said. "Must be an overactive thyroid."
"The tests show your thyroid is perfectly normal," the doctor said. "If anything is overactive, it's your fork."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

Why do bunnies have soft sеx?
They have cotton ваlls.

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Animal Jokes Sex Jokes

Chuck Norris favorite pick up line:
"Now"

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Chuck Norris Jokes

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don't even own bikes.

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Animal Jokes Police Officer Jokes Dog jokes

What did the police do when 241 hares got loose?
They combed the area!

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Police Officer Jokes

Would you like to hear a construction joke?
[Yes]
Well I'm still working on it.

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Office and Work Jokes Dad Jokes

After some time I saw my doctor and he prescribed me a receipt, but he had prescribed me this receipt in the name of his mother Mrs. Ingrid, by mistake.
I didn´t notice it, took this receipt, went to the drug-store, gave the receipt to the pharmacist together with the insurance card with the name John on it.
The pharmacist took a look at me and has told me:
"Dear, Mrs. Ingrid the name on the receipt doesn´t correspond with the name on the insurance card."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Drug Jokes Insurance Comedy

Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Dad Jokes Golf jokes

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Nurse jokes

An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says:
"I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replies,
"I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment, the doctor says:
"Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day."
"And that will cure me?" Bill asks excitedly."No,"
Replies the doctor:
"But it will get you used to the dirt."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

I went to the doctor to see if he can help me to stop smoking .
He suggested that every time I felt like smoking I should reach for a chocolate bar.
It didn't work, because no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the chocolate bar to light.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The story of 20 toes told in 20 minutes

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Dirty jokes

How do you drown a blond?
Don't tell her to swallow.

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Blonde Jokes

What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
When did you turn up?

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Kids Jokes

That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.

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Technology Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Weather jokes

Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes