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Why do they say elephants never forget?
They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.

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Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
Booger King!!!

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Kids Jokes

Claire, after retiring from a busy life in business, travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains.
One day she goes to an antique shop in Stratford upon Avon, England. Here, Claire speaks to Victoria, the shop's owner, "When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of вееr. I'd like to buy it."
"Sorry," replied Victoria, "but I can't possibly sell you that."
"Oh, what a pity, but why not?" inquired Claire.
"Because," said the owner, "that's my husband."

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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.

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What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shiтs out thunder.

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What is your date of birth?
December 30th.
What year?
Every year

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What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking?
When my phone dies, I actually give a fuск.

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.

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This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Yes.
And in what ways does it affect your memory?
I forget.
You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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May I push in your stool?

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Dirty jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."

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A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?
Yes sir, with my life.

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How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
Fuck if I know

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What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A вееr-a-cuda!

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What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
They just didn't listen

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What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
The President of the Unit... Sh*t.

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