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What side of the соw gives the most milk?
The utter side.

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes

Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo?
Because they only had 4 trucks.

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Mexican jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?
Mend her bones or walk the plank

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Animal Jokes Nurse jokes

Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
To buy some quack.

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Animal Jokes

Online classified ad
Premature ejaculator in need of smoking hot size 6 blonde.
Preferably with blue eyes and huge double d....
Nevermind.

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Blonde Jokes

My 7 y/o niece just dad joked me.
**Her:** "Do you know any jokes?"
**Me:** "No."
**Her:** "I'll teach you one."
"Knock! Knock!"
**Me:** "Who's there?"
**Her:** "Ash."
"Now ask, Ash: who?"
**Me:** "Ash: who?"
**Her:** "Please cover your mouth when you sneeze."
**Me: rekt**

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Dad Jokes

Doctor: Sir, i'm afraid your DNA is backwards
Me: And ?

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fат.
What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?

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Fat Jokes

If I were American, I'd vote Bernie...
But I'm Russian, so I'm voting Trump

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Donald Trump Jokes American Jokes American Presidents Humor

Your mama's teeth are so messed up.... I thought her tongue was in jail!

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Yo Momma Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.

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Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

The economy is terrible. At the beginning of the year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter...
Well, I'm down to my last quarter and they haven't improved!

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One-Liner Jokes Political Jokes

Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.

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Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What do you call a соw who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.

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Office and Work Jokes Animal Jokes

Yo momma’s so sтuрid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

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Food Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Stupid Jokes Weather jokes

One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall.
All of a sudden a nакеd lone figure was seen веnт over on the side of the road.
Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop.
He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi.
She was nакеd with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles.
The president said,
"ОМG Nancy what happened?"
She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die!
The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper.
He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Dirty jokes Mexican jokes Political Jokes Sick and Death Jokes American Presidents Humor

Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Yo mama is so fат they thought her вuтт was a new planet.

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Science jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes