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"What is a bunny without a carrot?"
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"Hungry!"

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They are testing a revolutionary new blender, but they’re getting mixed results.

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How much longer is the Amazonas compared to the Nile?
[Don't know]
By 4 letters.

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Working in a crematorium, you can never urn a living.

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Two walls arrange a date – “Let's meet at the corner.”

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Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.

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Do you have a car – but no gas money?
Just fаrт in your wallet! Tadaaa – gas money!

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Did you know that there’s not a single canary on Canary Islands?
And did you know that the same holds for the Virgin Islands?
Really, not a single canary.

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My doctor recommended that I eat more at Burger King.
What else could he mean when he told me I should eat less McDonald’s?

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How do you make holy water? Freeze it into ice, then drill in some holes.

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Why did the singer take a bucket to her choir practice?
She needed something to carry her tune.

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What would you call a clock covered in chocolate?
Food around the clock.

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Other than “It’s fine,” what other life threats do women use?

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Did you hear the joke about the elephant in the elevator?
No? Me neither, I took the stairs.

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Do you know what my dream job is?
[No]
Cashier. Women are literally lining up for you.

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How do you recognize a gynecologist?
He usually wears his watch closer to his elbow.

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Dad Jokes | Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes

There’s an evil rumor going around that I’m a hаrdсоrе gambler. I don’t know what ваsтаrd is spreading such lies, but I’d bet serious money on it being Mike.

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It really makes me mad when I hear idiots saying that women belong in the kitchen. Such сrар. Who would clean the rest of the house?!

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