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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA! "

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A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?"
The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."
Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, "Where have you been?"
The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."
Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, "Where have you been? Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill." and the girl says,
"No, I am blueberry hill."

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... nакеd.

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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

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Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Friend: Dude, I can't stop dreaming about my crush.
Me: Well imagine this... You're home alone, and your crush comes over to visit.
Friend: Ok I can see it...
Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there.
Friend: Uh-huh.. I'm likin' this.
Me: Ok. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off. She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you.
Friend: Oh-hо-hoo.. Whatta' naughty girl.
Me: Yeah, ok. Don't get dirтy on me. So she's sitting on you. And then... she starting shiттing in you. Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet.
Friend: I hate you...

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Yo momma so sтuрid she stuck a battery up her аss and said, "I GOT THE POWER! "

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Yo Momma Jokes

Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You sтuрid idiот! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb аss!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

1) Johns white house,you got the dough, we got the hое.
2) Hello Immigration service, you report em' we deport em
3) Jim's abortion clinic you rаре em we scrape em
4) Westroad sреrм bank, you squeeze it we freeze it
5) Sawyers sреrм bank you jack it we back it
6) hello children's hospital,you beat em we treat em
7) chucks disposable dildоs fuс em suc em and Chuck em

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Banker Jokes

Mom: Go clean your room!
Me: But its MY room.
Mom: And this is MY house.
Me: Then you go clean it.

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School Jokes Insult Jokes

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

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School Jokes Insult Jokes

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

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Teacher: Where the hеll is your math homework?!
Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems.

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Bully - "Hey fат аss. Why you so fат?"
Fat kid - "Because every time I fuск ya mother she give me a cookie."

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Yo mamma is so fат dora couldn't even explore her.

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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father:
“Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Mum: Why!
Me: Well the teacher pointed the ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is a idiот".
Mum: Yeah so
Me: I asked what end.

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