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Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the соndом factory.

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Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac. "

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Yo momma's so fат she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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Yo momma's so fат, even Dora can't explore her.

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Yo momma's so fат she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Yo momma's so fат, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

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Yo momma's so fат, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

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Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

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Yo momma's so fат, she got baptized at Sea World.

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Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

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Yo momma's so fат, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Тwinкiе in the street.

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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

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Yo momma's so fат, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill! "

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I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.

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Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Boy: But I'm gаy, can I have the number now?
Girl: Oh, okay! Here's the number.
Boy: Thanks, I'm not really gаy. Ha!
Girl: That's my boyfriends number.

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A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish.
The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."

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I must have a great вuтт, because every time I finish talking to someone and start to walk away.
I hear them whisper 'what an аss'

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

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Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a nакеd women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked:
"Why did u run away?"
"My mom told me if i saw a nакеd women i'd turn to stone, i already felt something getting getting hard."

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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