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There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiот.
Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help.
Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help.
Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned.
Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned.
Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help.
Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening.
Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned.
Days later, Idiот decided it must his turn to swim.
He also did not know what his goal was.
Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.

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The cost of living is the difference between your net income and your gross habits!

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The boss snubs his employee because he took a flashlight with him to a date:
"What kind of сrар happens nowadays? When I was in your age, I wasn’t carrying any flashlight with me on a date. I was always meeting my girlfriends in the dark."
"And what did that got you... Take a look at what you’ve married in to!"

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Tacos are the sluтs of the food world. Pretty much everything imaginable is jammed into them.

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Swag is for boys.
Style is for men.
Class is for gentlemen.
But TRIX are for kids.

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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.

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So this guy walks into a gаy bar.
Nevermind, you were probably there.

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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.

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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

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Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

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Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party?
A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.

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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

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Q: Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
A: They have no organs.

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Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible?
A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.

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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never liск the spoon!

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Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick

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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

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Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.

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Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

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