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In South Los Angeles, a fourplex was destroyed by fire. A Nigerian family of six соn artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. A black Islamic group of seven welfare cheaters, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six Los Angeles gangbanger ex-cons lived on the third floor and they died as well. One white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire. Jesse Jackson, John Burris, and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew to Los Angeles and met with the fire chief on television. They loudly demanded to know why the Nigerians, Muslims, and gangbangers all died in the fire, and only the white couple survived. The fire chief said, "Please don't get upset. The reason those fellow citizens survived was because they were at work."
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Четири на еден Vier Blondinen auf einem Stuhl vier Blondinen Πως κάθονται 4 ξανθιές σε μια καρέκλα; 4 ξανθιές και μια καρέκλα Savez-vous comment faire tenir quatre homosexuels sur un seul tabouret ? Il suffit de le retourner. Как може да сложите четирима педераста на един стол? Като го обърнете с краката нагоре Comment met-on 4 blondes sur un tabouret ? On le retourne. Hur får man fyra bögar att sätta sig på en pall? Man vänder den upp och ner! P: Você sabe como fazer pra colocar 4 gauchos sentados numa cadeira? R: É só colocar a cadeira de ponta cabeça e cada um senta em uma ponta. how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool you flip it over Miten neljä blondia saadaan mahtumaan jakkaralle? - Käännetään jakkara ylösalaisin Bar hygge Hvordan får man 4 bøsser til at sidde på én barstol? – Man vender den om Q: Cum asezi patru blonde pe un scaun ? A: Il intorci. ¿ Cómo sientas a cuatro ****s en un banquito? Lo pones al reves Kaip patalpinti keturias blondines ant vienos taburetes?..... Apversti taburetę aukštyn kojomis.
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Due to increasing product liability, вееr manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all вееr containers:
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wаnкеr.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hеll happened to your trousers.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sеx without spitting.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species, and/or name you can't remember)
Warning : Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you.
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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Баща пита сина си: - вовочка, где твой школьный дневник? - его колька взял. родителей... Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy? - Иванчо, къде ти е бележника? Kommt Fritzchen am letzten Schultag nach Hause. Fragt der Vater: Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." "Warum hast du kein Zeugnis?" Joãozinho chega em casa e diz ao seu pai: — Pai, hoje recebi o meu boletim. — Então cade ele? — disse o pai. — Emprestei! — Mas por quê? — Porque meu amigo queria assustar o pai dele. Johnny's father: "Let me see your report card." Johnny: "I don't have it." Johnny's father: "Why not?" Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." Assim que Joãozinho chega da escola, o pai o interpela: — Quero ver o seu boletim! — Infelizmente não vai dar! — Como não vai dar? — É que eu emprestei para um amigo... ele queria dar um susto no pai dele! - Gdzie masz świadectwo? - pyta ojciec Jasia. - Pożyczyłem koledze, bo chciał nastraszyć swojego ojca. Mutter: "Wo ist dein Zeugnis?" Fritzchen: "Das hab ich einem Freund geborgt. Der will damit seinen Vater erschrecken." Mamma til Per: - Hvor er karakterboka di? - Ole låner den. - Hvorfor det? - For å skremme foreldrene sine. Le père de David s'étonne de ne pas avoir encore reçu le bulletin scolaire de son fils et lui en demande la raison : - Et ton bulletin il est pas encore arrivé? - Si, si mais je l'ai prêté a Paul...
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