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Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, “mark, what would you like to eat?” Mark said, “I’d like some fuскing potato’s.” SMACK! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, “what would you like to eat?"
"Well, I’d like some fuскing potatos” said suzie SMAACK! she slapped suzie. “Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?” Well… I sure as hеll dont want no fuскing potatos.

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Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father

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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back

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One-Liner Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.

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Animal Jokes Food Jokes

Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?
A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.

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Blonde Jokes

Two playgrounds are on either side of the road...

So, why did the children cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill

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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.

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A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor.
The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves.
Finally, he asked the patient:
"Have you had this trouble before?"
He answered:
"Yes."
Doctor said:
"You have again got it."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Men jokes

Patient:
"Doctor, I feel there are two of me."
Doctor:
"Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying nакеd on the bed.
After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains.
He rips open the blinds to find a nакеd man standing there.
"Who the hеll are you?" he yells.
The nакеd guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector."
"Oh, yeah? What are you doing nакеd?"
He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"

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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.

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Kids Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Little Johnny walked in on his parents and saw them doing it. He asked his dad what he was doing to his mom. His dad said, "Go back to sleep, we're making you a little brother." In the morning, the dad was walking to his car when he saw Johnny ваnging the exhaust pipe and asked Johnny what he was doing. Johnny said, "I'm making myself a little car."

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Little Johnny Jokes Dad Jokes

little Johnny tells his mom:
"Mom Billy's реnis is like a peanut"
The mom says:
"what do you mean he has the size of one or its looks like one"
Johnny says:
"its salty".

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Little Johnny Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A: Place to hang their air freshener.

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Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Dirty jokes

In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered:
"Where?"
The country went bankrupt.

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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."

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Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving!

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Nationality Jokes