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Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers.
They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero."
"This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.”
“Aaaaaaahhhhhh,” said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson,my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.
“Hmmmm,” he thought, “How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I’ll be darned; I don’t know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?”
Yes,” said Little Johnny, “You take a flute and shove it up your аss !”
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Кил Бил Σε μια δημοσκόπηση ρωτήθηκαν οι Αμερικανίδες αν θα έκαναν σεξ με τον Κλίντον. When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again." Querendo tirar proveito da situação, uma revista sensacionalista resolveu fazer uma pesquisa entre as cidadãs americanas, perguntando se elas gostariam de fazer sexo com o presidente Bill Clinton.... Washingtonissa kysyttiin kahdeltatuhannelta satunnaisesti valitulta naiselta mielipidetiedustelussa: - Menisittekö sänkyyn Presidentti Clintonin kanssa? Naisista 70% vastasi: - En enää toista kertaa. Întrebare adresată unui lot de 1000 femei americane: "Aţi vrea să vă culcaţi cu Bill Clinton?" 80% dintre ele au răspuns: - Nu m-aş culca din nou cu el… A recent poll of 2000 women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton? 94% responded Never again" " " In Washington DC wurde eine Umfrage zu folgendem Thema gemacht: 100 Frauen wurden gefragt, ob sie mit Bill Clinton Sex haben wollen. Zwei antworten mit "ja", zwei mit "nein" und 96 " nie wieder"... In den USA wurden alle Frauen befragt, ob sie mit Bill Clinton ins Bett gehen würden. 70% sagten: "Nicht noch einmal!"
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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
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