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Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.

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Gross Jokes Military Jokes

Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act sтuрid until I get back.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Religion jokes Mexican jokes Christian Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Gf- You are a drug.
Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me?
Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

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Drug Jokes

The death of Friends star David Schwimmer this afternoon came as a huge shock to me, but it’s made me realise how facebook is a primary source of news to many people.
Which is why you just believed me that David Schwimmer is dead.

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News and Politics Jokes Facebook Jokes Friendship Jokes Internet Jokes

Q. What do gаy kids get for Christmas?
A. Еrестiоn Sets.

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Kids Jokes Sex Jokes Christmas Jokes

Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.

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Sex Jokes Food Jokes Dirty jokes Dating Jokes Flirt jokes

If you have more guns than teeth, you might be a redneck.

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Redneck jokes

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember,In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

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Donald Trump Jokes American Jokes American Presidents Humor

So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a реdорhilе walk into a bar, and that's just one person!

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Men jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Priest Jokes

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!

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Star Wars Jokes

Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.

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Hotel Jokes

Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.

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Animal Jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

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Blonde Jokes

Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain.
She asks the doctor what he has on sale.
"Well you're in luck I have two in stock, a man's brain for $1000, and a woman's for $100."
Surprised she asks why the price difference?
"Generally women brains run cheaper because they come to us used!"

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Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Men jokes Military Jokes

Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

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God Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

What do you call a old snowman?
Water.

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Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face.
Surprised that Johnny was home so early, his mother asked, “Why are you home from school so early?”
Johnny answered, “I was the only one who could answer a question.”
“Oh, really? What was the question?” his mother asked.
“Who threw the eraser at the teacher?”

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School Jokes Little Johnny Jokes

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

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