if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.PrevPageFullUrl)) { } if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.NextPageFullUrl)) { } Newest jokes - Page 949

Latest Jokes

A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said,
"39 and holding." Then the student asked,
"Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

0 0

Insult Jokes

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

0 0

Insult Jokes God Jokes

I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

0 0

Insult Jokes

You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

0 0

Insult Jokes

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

0 0

Insult Jokes

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

0 0

Insult Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

0 0

Insult Jokes

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

0 0

Insult Jokes

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his аss back?

0 0

Insult Jokes

Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

0 0

Insult Jokes

That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

0 0

Insult Jokes

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a dамn.

0 0

Insult Jokes

Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a рriск.

0 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Insult Jokes

I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

0 0

Insult Jokes

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

0 0

Insult Jokes

Listen, are you always this sтuрid or are you just making a special effort today?

0 0

Insult Jokes

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

0 0

Insult Jokes

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

0 0

Insult Jokes

If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

0 0

Insult Jokes

Save your breath. You'll need it to вlоw up your date.

0 0

Insult Jokes