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There are three friends named Mad, Brain, and Fight. One day Fight went missing and his friends Mad and Brain started searching for him. Then Brain said,
"Mad, let's file a missing person report with the police." When they were about to walk into the police station, Brain said,
"Mad, you go and make the report. I will wait for you here." Mad said,
"Okay." Mad walked in but no police officers paid attention to him. Then he saw a policeman drinking a cup of coffee. Mad went to the officer, smacked the table, and the cup of coffee flew in the air, landing in the officer's lap. Angry, the policeman asked,
"Are you looking for a fight?" Mad replied, "Yes, I am." The policeman asked,
"Are you mad?" Mad replied, "Yes, I am Mad." The policeman then asked,
"Don't you have a brain?" Mad replied, "Brain is outside sir."
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There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who should get the parachutes. One person said that he was the smartest thing that hit the face of the Earth, and that he was too smart to die. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. The second person said that she was too important to die, she had children and a family to take care of, and they depended on her to care for them. So, she took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. The third person said that he was too important to die because his family depended on him for survival. He was the head of household and the sole bread winner. So, he took one of the parachutes and jumped out of the aircraft. Finally, there were only two people left, and one parachute. One person was a 12 year old boy, and the other was a 65 year old man. The old man said,
"Well son, I have lived a good life, and you are too young to die, you have a long life ahead of you. So, you take the last parachute. The boy asked,
"Why, Sir?" The old man said,
"Well, there is only one parachute left." The little lad said,
"Sir there are really two parachutes left." The old gentlemen asked, excitedly, "Yeah? How?"
"Well," replied the boy, "you know that guy who thought he was the smartest and greatest thing that hit the face of the Earth? He grabbed my backpack."
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Theres three guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a white guy. The devil approaches these three gentlemen and presents each of them with a huge bowl of chilie. He says,
"If you can eat all this chilie, and make it up the stairway to heaven i will let you go. if not then im gunna cut your рескеr off." so the white guy ate his chilie and made it halfway up the stairs before farting. so the devil brings him down. "wheres your daddy work?" the white guy responds, "lumberjack." so the devil chainsaws the white guys рескеr off. the black guy eats his chili and makes it a quarter of the way up before farting. "wheres your daddy work?" he responds "butcher." so the devil meat cleavers his рескеr off. The mexican farts while he eats the chilie. The devil stops him and says,"where does your daddy work?" the mexican smiles and says,
"My daddy works at the lollipop factory. so start suckin b*tch!"
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