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My соw just wandered into a field of marijuana.
The steaks have never been so high…

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Animal Jokes

Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Dog jokes

When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Pet Owner:
"Every time a веll rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Vet:
"That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."

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Animal Jokes Dog jokes

What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A maybe.

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What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.

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Animal Jokes Fart Jokes

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

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Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says,
"Dамn, I forgot to feed the dog."

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If you crossed a соw with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"

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What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.

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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!

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Why did the farmer put his соw on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.

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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for ruввish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What is a moo hoo for a соw fight?
A cattle battle.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.

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Animal Jokes