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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.

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Want to hear a joke about Asian people?
Well there’s a lot of them.

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I like my women like Hawaii...
Warm, wet, and Asian.

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What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby?
Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.

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Did you know 60% of all Asian men have Cataracks?
The other 40% drive Mitsubishis.

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Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69...
She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice.

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I'm furious! racist tech support just called me asian
All I said was my drivers keep crashing

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I held a door open for an Asian guy
And he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July

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I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hоокеr.
It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use.

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My asian parents are actually very supportive of my career path
They let me pick which medical school I'm going to

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On meeting Donald Trump, Kim Jon Un says “I will destroy America...”
Trump replies, “No way, that’s my job. I won’t have another asian stealing an American job.”

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I had a race with an Asian today
It was a Thai

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When I was a kid, I thought I had a Chinese friend
But turn out, it was nothing more than just my imagine asian.

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A wise Asian man once said....
If a dog is barking, you know it's undercooked

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Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!
It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.
It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.

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So I tried Colgate for the first time.. was not impressed-
The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.
(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)

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I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"
It was her made-in name

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Asian Keanu
Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves.

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What liquer do most asian people like to hate?
Baileys Irish ... Cream

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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a вlоwjов, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the вlоwjов.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the вuм.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.

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