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Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl?
Hebrew it.

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I think my entire family is racist.
I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family
My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar
They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

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Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said
"You're a lot like a math exam."
I replied "Why? Because I'm long and hard?"
She said,
"No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."

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I once thought I had a Japanese friend…. But it was just my imagine Asian.

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I was holding a door open for this asian guy and he said "sank you".
I punched him square in the jaw, how dare he bring up pearl harbour like that.

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My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia.
Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends?
In an explosion.

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My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again
And I don't know if I should tell him.

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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes
It was the end of my Korea

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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Billy:
"I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark:
"Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy:
"Because he crosses multiplies."

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How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a can down the stairs.

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Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang,"
"Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"

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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

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What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A pound

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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.

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Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.

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