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I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.

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Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming

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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house?
A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.

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Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

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Just found out that my Asian friend died last week...
So Yung.

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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.

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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.

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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend:
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Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You ваsтаrd, I'm asian!

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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"

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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.

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Little Johnny was always late for school.
When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.
Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.
Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.
"What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student.
"Asians", said the student.
"What are the people in Africa called".
"Africans" said the student.
Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean."
To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."

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It has been announced that the Air Asia plane crashed because it ‘climbed too fast’.
I think you’ll find it crashed because it went down too fast.

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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!

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Welcome to Asia’s newest billionare.
His name is Cha Ching.

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Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There’s nothing like Australia
Question: Have you ever wondered what the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be??
Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last……

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Asia was by far my favorite destination,” the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. “Enigmatic and magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of course, is the pearl of the Asian oyster.”
“What about the pagodas?” a man besides her asked. “Did you see them?”
“Did I see them? My dear, I had dinner with them.”

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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After eating he pulls out a gun, shoots the place to the ground, and runs away. Quickly the bartender runs after him yelling, "HEY YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!" The panda turns around and yells "Yes I can. Look me up in the encyclopedia!" So, the bartender looks up "Panda" in the encyclopedia, and it reads "Panda: increasingly rare species of bear that can be found in the eastern part of Asia. It eats shoots and leaves.”

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BREAKING NEWS :
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Police are actively seeking to speak to anyone who has seen Kim Kardashian’s Ring..???
Well, besides Me, all of China, the USA, Asia and Europe, basically most of the people on the Planet then, have seen it at least once..

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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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