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Седим си вчера у една кръчма у Перник. Дали сите Кинези знаат карате? Оди кинез во кафана, седнува покрај Цветко и почнува да пие пиво. Цветко го гледа и му вика: Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said: Вчера в мой любимый бар зашел китаец. Я спросил, знает ли он кунг-фу или какие нибудь боевые искуства. Вчера в баре ко мне за столик подсел китаец, и я спросил его:
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man."You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, "What your name?" He say, "Hans Olaffsen." Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"
"I say, Sem Ting."
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Сириец, иракчанин и афганистанец се возят в кола. Кой шофира? A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop! There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche: - Негр и мексиканец едут в машине. Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец, кто же управляет автомобилем? - Коп. Ein Türke, ein Italiener und ein Pole sitzen zusammen in einem Auto. Wer fährt? Die Polizei Ποιός οδηγεί; Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός; Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken 2 turken zitten in de auto, wie rijd? de politie. En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent. En Tyrker, Kurder og Thailænder sidder i en bil… Hvem køre bilen? – Politiet Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand. To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran.. - Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet? - Hát a rendőr!
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Jeg spurgte en kinesisk pige om hendes nummer. Hun svarede ”Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight” Jeg sagde ”Wow! ” Så sagde hendes veninde ”Hun mener 666-3629.”
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