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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a воnеr?
He hit his nose.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
Copy paste...copy paste...
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Седим си вчера у една кръчма у Перник. Дали сите Кинези знаат карате? Вчера в мой любимый бар зашел китаец. Я спросил, знает ли он кунг-фу или какие нибудь боевые искуства. Вчера в баре ко мне за столик подсел китаец, и я спросил его: Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said: Оди кинез во кафана, седнува покрај Цветко и почнува да пие пиво. Цветко го гледа и му вика:
A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks:
"Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that shiт?"
Offended the Asian man replies: "What you think that just because I'm asian I know martial arts?"
The man replies: "Nah its because you're drinking my fуcking bourbon"
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dоng Ching Lau.
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Q: What does a gаy order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
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Един турист се разхождал из Лондон и се натъкнал на странна табела,която гласяла:
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man."You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, "What your name?" He say, "Hans Olaffsen." Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"
"I say, Sem Ting."
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron on ?
A white girls ass
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fоок Hing Book Store".
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Ποιός οδηγεί; Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός; Сириец, иракчанин и афганистанец се возят в кола. Кой шофира? - Негр и мексиканец едут в машине. Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche: Ein Türke, ein Italiener und ein Pole sitzen zusammen in einem Auto. Wer fährt? Die Polizei Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец, кто же управляет автомобилем? - Коп. 2 turken zitten in de auto, wie rijd? de politie. A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop! There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent. En Tyrker, Kurder og Thailænder sidder i en bil… Hvem køre bilen? – Politiet To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran.. Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand. - Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet? - Hát a rendőr!
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. Ching chang chong ting. Víte, jak dávají Číňani svým dětem jména? Pustí plechovku po schodech! How do Asians name their babies? They throw a can down the stairs.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Jeg spurgte en kinesisk pige om hendes nummer. Hun svarede ”Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight” Jeg sagde ”Wow! ” Så sagde hendes veninde ”Hun mener 666-3629.”
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sеx, free, sеx, tonight."
The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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