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Седим си вчера у една кръчма у Перник. Дали сите Кинези знаат карате? Вчера в мой любимый бар зашел китаец. Я спросил, знает ли он кунг-фу или какие нибудь боевые искуства. Вчера в баре ко мне за столик подсел китаец, и я спросил его: Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art. He said: Оди кинез во кафана, седнува покрај Цветко и почнува да пие пиво. Цветко го гледа и му вика:
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Един турист се разхождал из Лондон и се натъкнал на странна табела,която гласяла:
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man."You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, "What your name?" He say, "Hans Olaffsen." Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"
"I say, Sem Ting."
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Ποιός οδηγεί; Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός; Сириец, иракчанин и афганистанец се возят в кола. Кой шофира? - Негр и мексиканец едут в машине. Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche: Ein Türke, ein Italiener und ein Pole sitzen zusammen in einem Auto. Wer fährt? Die Polizei Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец, кто же управляет автомобилем? - Коп. 2 turken zitten in de auto, wie rijd? de politie. A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop! There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent. En Tyrker, Kurder og Thailænder sidder i en bil… Hvem køre bilen? – Politiet To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran.. Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand. - Egy ukrán, egy cigány, és egy román ülnek egy kocsiban. Ki vezet? - Hát a rendőr!
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Jeg spurgte en kinesisk pige om hendes nummer. Hun svarede ”Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight” Jeg sagde ”Wow! ” Så sagde hendes veninde ”Hun mener 666-3629.”
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