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How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!

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Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.

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Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.

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If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.

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Saw this bumper sticker in L. A. - "I'm not drunк, I'm Asian"

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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What the number one сriме in asia?
Identity theft.

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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food.

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to want to change.

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How do you make a woman blind?
Put a windshield in front of her!

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can't drive!

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Yo mama's so fат, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

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A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."
The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."

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