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You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.

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If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

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I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

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Client:
"The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."

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Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!

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It must be something in the air that is causing a lot of women to get pregnant... Their legs.

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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.

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I tried eharmony. They kept matching me up with women who look like me in a wig. I'd be too intimidated to date someone that attractive.

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The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

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When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman - marry three times.

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Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body.

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Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?

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You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.

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I need some band-aids I'm getting cut from all this working out.

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There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sеxy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a "unicorn"

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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.

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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

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If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

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My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.

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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!

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