Blonde Jokes - Page 13

Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down

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A blonde wanted to sell her car, but she couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
She answered, "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blonde's friend asked her if she sold the car after rolling back the odometer. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell my car? There are only 40,000 miles on it."

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Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I don't know, and neither does she.

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Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it.
The first man prayed to God saying, Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river. Рооf! God gave him the skill to chop down a tree and fashion it into a rowboat; he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two,so he also prayed to God saying, Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river. Рооf! God turned him into a woman, and he walked across the bridge.

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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.
They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!

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There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay.
The starter said, On your mark, get set, go. The blonde ran all the way around and said, It was a 400 meter race, wasn't it?

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I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

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Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!

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How does a blonde spell "farm?"
E-I-E-I-O!!

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A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help.
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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Q: What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

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Q: Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet?
A: She can spell BMW.

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A man notices a blonde suскing on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing.
"Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate?
A: She changed her name to JKM345.

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A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."

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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.

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Q: How are blondes like pianos?
A: When they're not upright, they're grand.

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A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor and told him, "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
The doctor asked her, "What about the other ear?"
She replied, "They called back."

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A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his реnis. The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"

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