There's a blonde a brunette and a ranger there stuck on an island and decide they gonna try to get off the island they find out the islands 1000 kilometers from the shore so the brunette swims all the way then the ranger swims all the way the the blonde swims half way decides shes tired and swims back 0 0 0
A blonde picks up a grenade and throws it at you what do you do?.... You pick it back up, pull the key and throw it back. 0 0 0
Един слепец си седи на бара и по едно време се провиква към бармана: Мъж влиза в заведение, сяда на бара до една едра изрусена жена и предлага да й разкаже виц за блондинки. Blind, Blond & Ballsy El del bar y el chiste de Lepe Ein Blinder will einen Blondinenwitz erzählen ΕΝΑΣ ΤΥΦΛΟΣ The blind man O τυφλός Ο τυφλός και η ξανθιά Доаѓа малиот Ѓокица дома и целиот среќен му вели на татка си: A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. Un ragazzo entra in un bar e dice: "Ho una nuova barzelletta di raccontare sui carabinieri". Un uomo, seduto ad un tavolo, dice: "Guarda ragazzo, io sono un carabiniere. E vedi il mio amico la'? Anche lui e' un carabiniere. E quel uomo grosso seduto al tavolo e' un carabiniere. Sei sicuro che... Слеп маж влегува во женски моторџиски бар, некако го наоѓа столчето, нарачува кафе и по некое време и ја прашува келнерката "Сакаш ли да чуеш виц за плавуши". Во барот, експресно сите заќутуваат. Со доста длабок и зарипнат глас, жената до него му вели: "Пред да ја кажете шегата господине, сметам... A blind man walks into a bar. The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?" In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the... Em um bar, um bêbado olha para uma loira que estava ao seu lado e diz: — Posso contar uma piada de loira? A loira responde: Olha meu amigo, você além de estar muito bêbado, eu sou campeã nacional de Karatê, minha amiga loira aqui do meu lado, é campeã nacional de Jiu-jitsu, e a outra loira ao... Un borracho está tomando un trago en un bar donde el ambiente es bastante oscuro. En esto se da vuelta hacia la mujer que tiene a su lado y exclama: - ¿Quieres que te cuente un chiste de rubias super cómico? La mujer le responde:... - Bueno, pero antes de que me cuentes ese chiste, debes saber... En blind man på en barstol skriker till bartendern, - Vill du höra ett blondinskämt? Med låg röst så säger killen till vänster om honom, - Innan du berättar det där skämtet så är det nåt du borde veta. - Bartendern är blond, dörrvakten är blond.... Un aveugle entre dans un bar lesbienne par erreur. Il trouve son chemin vers le comptoir et commande un verre. Au bout d'un moment il crie à la serveuse: - "Eh, tu veux que je te raconte une blague... Kommt ein Mann in eine Bar und sagt: "Hey Leute, wollt ihr den neuesten Blondinenwitz hören?" Meint die Barkeeperin: "Bevor du ihn erzählst, sollte ich dir vielleicht sagen, dass ich blond bin,... So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the... Een blinde man gaat per ongeluk een vrouwenbar binnen. Hij vindt zijn weg tot de toog, zet zich neer op een kruk en bestelt iets te drinken. Nadat hij er zo een tijdje heeft gezeten, roept hij naar... Bardaki taburede oturan kör adamın biri barmene,- "Hey! Bir sarışın fıkrası duymak ister misin?" demiş.Barmen birden tamamıyle sessizleşmiş. Yanındaki adam fısıltı ile ona - "Fıkrayı anlatmadan... En blind man går av misstag in på en lesbisk bar. Han sätter sig på en barstol och beställer en drink. När han har suttit en stund ropar han på bartendern: - Hörru, vill du höra en... A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS... After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The... En blind mann kommer inn på en damebar ved et uhell. Han finner veien frem til baren, tar frem en barkrakk, setter seg ned og han bestiller en drink. Etter å ha sittet en stund alene, roper han til... A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there,... Sokea mies meni baariin ja kysyi baarimikolta "haluatko kuulla blondivitsin?" Vierestä kuului kuiskaus "kuulehan nyt. Ennenkuin kerrot sen vitsin sinun tulee tietää, että baarimikko on blondi,... A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and... Aan een bar in een drukke kroeg zit een blinde man welke plotseling vrij hard roept naar de barkeeper: He barkeeper, zal ik jou eens een goeie mop over domme blondjes vertellen? De barkeeper loopt... Un hombre ciego entra en un "bar de chicas" por equivocación. Se las apaña para llegar hasta la barra y pide una copa, y tras estar un rato sentado en la tabureta le grita al camarero: - Eh, tú,... Kör bir adam yanlışlıkla Bayanlar Barına girer. Bara doğru ilerler ve bir içki ısmarlar. Biraz oturup, içkisini yudumladıktan sonra barmene seslenir: "Hey, bir sarışın fıkrası duymak ister misin?"... En blind mann i en bar roper til bartenderen: - ”Vil du høre en blondinevits?” Mannen ved siden av ham lener seg bort og hvisker: - ”Før du forteller den vitsen er det noe du bør vite. Bartenderen... En blind mand kommer ved en fejltagelse ind på en bar for kvinder. Han famler sig frem til en barstol, og bestiller en drink, uvidende om at han er genstand for alles opmærksomhed. Efter et stykke... Slepec se svým psem vejde do baru, najde si volnou židli a objedná si drink. Chvíli sedí a pak křikne: „Hej, barmane, chceš slyšet super vtip o blondýnách?” Bar okamžitě ztichne a žena vedle slepce... So a blind man accidentally walks into a women's bar and says to the girl bartender, " you wanna hear a blonde joke?" and the bartender says " well sir the lady next to you is a blonde weight lifter, the two waitresses are both blonde and in a girls wrestling team the other bartender is blonde as well as me are both body builders. Now sir are you sure you wanna tell that joke still?" and the man says "no. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times 0 0 0
3 women were on a island, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They find a magic lamp which a genie pops out of. He grants them all one wish. The red head wishes that a boat would come and get her. Soon after a boat appears and she is saved. The brunette wishes that a plane will come to get her. Soon after a plane appears and she is saved. The blonde starts to get bored and says "I wish my friends were here!" 0 0 0
Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says,"I had the best time last night. I had sеx with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?""Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee." 0 0 0
A blonde woman won horse riding lessons. Knowing nothing about riding but wanting to be properly dressed, she went out and bought riding boots. On the day of the first lesson, she showed up wearing only the riding boots. When asked why she was nакеd except for the boots, she said that she was told it was ваrеваск riding and she didn't have any clothes that just covered the front. 0 0 0
Two blondes are at work when one of them gets a delivery of a dozen roses from her boyfriend. The blonde coworker notices that the blonde recipient doesn't seem too pleased about getting the roses. "You know," says the coworker, "If I got a dozen long stem roses from a man, I would be very happy." The other blonde replies,"Yeah, but now I have to spend half the night with my legs in the air.""Why?" the coworker asks, "Can't you afford a vase?" 0 0 0
A blonde man marries his girlfriend who is also blonde. It's their first honeymoon night and the man doesn't quite know what to do. He calls his dad, who says,"Son, you take the hardest thing you got and you put it where she goes to the bathroom." The newlywed thanks his father, hangs up the phone, and places his bowling ball in the toilet. 0 0 0
I told my blonde friend this joke:There were 3 blondes walking on a track,1 said they were goat tracksThe other one said they were horse tracksThe third one said they were соw tracksThen they got hit by a train.My Friend asked "So what tracks were they?" 0 0 0
Three blondes were on a hunting trip. Suddenly they came upon some tracks. One blonde says," They're deer tracks." The other one said,"They're bear tracks." The last one said,"They're elephant tracks!" They were still there when they got ran over by the train. 0 0 0
I knew a blonde that was so sтuрid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "Concentrate." 0 0 0
Teacher:"If Astronomy is the name for the study of celestial objects, what would you call a person who studies the stars?"Blonde student:"Paparazzi!" 0 0 0
Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open?Because she heard there would be a change in the weather. 0 0 0
A blonde and a brunette walk inside the mall. A few hours later, they come out and go to their car. They realize they left their keys in the car, so they are stuck. Soon after, the blonde says,"Oh no! It's about to rain and we left the top down to our car!" 0 0 0