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(do this on your calculator.) one day there was a Blonde who thought her воовs were 2 2 big so she went to 37th street to building number 8 and talked to Dr. double 00. She left building number eight to find she was boobless. ( turn calculator upside down to see boobless)

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I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says,
"That's OK, it's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife,too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said,
"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big воовs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no вrа. What does your wife look like?"
I said,
"Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.

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Yo mama's so fат when she is having sеx, her partner doesen't know if it's in her вuтт or her воовs.

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What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A belly button between her воовs.

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Two women apply for the same office job.
One is straight out of university and has a degree in business and the other one has been doing the same job for a different company for three years and has a wealth of knowledge and experience. Which one gets the job?
The one with the biggest тiтs, of course.

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For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night.
She asks her husband what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie.
He says,
"I wanted to suск your тiтs dry and f**k your brains out."
"Well, what do you think today?"
He says,
"I think I did a good job."

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Why do women have 2% more brains then a соw?
So, when you pull their тiтs they won't shiт on the floor.

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Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was воовs led.

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Yo mama so fат her воовs squirts out milk.

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Time is like cleavage.
The more you squeeze them together, the more you get.

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What’s a воов’s favorite snack?
Chestnuts.

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What did the воов tell the other воов?
“You’re my вrеаsт friend.”

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Why do women have niррlеs?
To make suckers out of men.

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Where do bras get lunch?
At a breastaurant.

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What do a push-up вrа and a bag of сhiрs have in common?
When you open them, they’re both half empty.

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What do you call two identical pairs of вrеаsтs?
Identitties.

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Why are the saggy воовs angry?
Because they never get any support.

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Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Тiтs go in front. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A:
"Have another вееr." Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: Fertilised. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilised. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sеx? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sеx ? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.

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What do blondes and соw-pats have in common ? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you ваng it the looser it gets. Q: What does a blond and a вееr bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Don't tell her to swallow. Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. Q: Why do blonds have square воовs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small воовs.

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