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There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Which one has the biggest тiтs?
The blonde.... She's 18.

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What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys тiтs?
Her snатсh.

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I understand the doctor needs to examine my wife’s воовs, but at the dinner table, it’s just rude.
Flat-chested women have the best attitudes because they’ve already gotten everything off their chest.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!

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Alright, ladies, it’s Breastfeeding Awareness week.
It’s time to milk it!

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What’s the most universal Friends episode title?
“The One Where Rachel’s Niррlеs Are Еrест”

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“Just slung my вrа off and threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already two other bras. If my math is right, it’s Wednesday.” — @JessObsess/Twitter
I’m working on a niррlе joke.
I’ll post it after I tweak it a bit.

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Two girlfriends are hanging out when one spills coffee on her shirt. The other girlfriend grabs a paper towel and goes to hand it to her friend, but she trips and elbows her bestie right in the воов. “Ouch! That really hurt!” the first friend exclaims. To which the other replied, “I’m so sorry. I had the вrеаsт intentions.”
Having воовs is sort of like having two toddlers hanging out in your вrа.
They never stay put when they’re supposed to, are always getting attention (whether you want them to or not), and they’re happiest when they’re free to roam.

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“Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A ВRА STRAP.” — @MaraWilson/Twitter
Two friends are hanging out when one looks at the other and says, “You’re a воов.”
Offended, the second friend said, “Why’d ya say that?” Smirking, the first friend replied, “Oh, c’mon — I’m just tittin’.”

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Why did the rooster hide the menu from his wife?
He was looking at the chicken вrеаsт.

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If you shame a girl for her вrеаsт size, I’ll push you into traffic.
Who’s flat now?

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I think breastfeeding in public is unfair.
I was always taught that if you didn’t bring enough food for everyone, you shouldn’t take it out.

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I met a guy who could remember every вrеаsт he’d ever seen.
He had a photographic mammary.

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“If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your вrа, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.” — @randomnloveit/Twitter
I joined the local swim class.
The breaststroke was not what I thought it would be.

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A young reporter was having trouble finishing her byline.
The editor specifically told her she couldn’t print the words вrеаsт or воовs. The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally, she handed the editor the following report: “Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations to her ( . )( . )”

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The mattress company has come out with a line of вrеаsт implants.
They’re filled with mammary foam.

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Girl comes into the pub with half her тiтs showing, I look at them, I’m the pervert…
I walk into the pub with half my соск showing…Girl looks at it…I’m still the pervert!?

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I saw this girl crying in a pub, so I went up to her and asked what was wrong.
“I split up with my boyfriend, because he’s a sexist pig.”
“I’m a great listener, if you want to tell me more,” I replied.
“You don’t even know me,” she cried, “why would you want to listen to me?”
“Because you have massive тiтs.”

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Due to an unfortunate genetic defect, I have been told that I can’t drive. It has left me with a lack of spatial awareness, an inability to think logically and terrible mood swings.
On the upside, I can have kids, I’m great at housework and I’ve got a cracking set of тiтs.

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A вrа and a set of jumper leads walked into a bar and asked for two tui's the bar man said"sorry i cant serve you."
The вrа and jumper leads answered back"why not" the bar man said"your off your тiтs and you lock like your about to start something".

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