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Why do hockey players like baking cakes?
They’re great at icing.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?
Take away its broom!

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Why are Canadian students so smart?
They get lots of ehs.

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How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
Step on their foot.

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Why is maple syrup always so sad?
Because it’s sappy.

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What has antlers and suскs blood?
A moose-quito.

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Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice?
Because it might сrаск up!

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What does Canada produce that no other country in the world produces?
Canadians.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
You say, “Please get out of the swimming pool.”

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Why did the weightlifter move to Prince Edward Island?
To get the best mussels!

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What’s a Canadian’s favorite letter?
Eh (A).

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As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.
I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

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Why do Canadian's say "A" so much?
Just look at our name. C-A-N-A-D-A

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Man, Jian Ghomenshi had the Canadian public eating out of his hand...
... but he totally choked!

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Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break
First , you need spring.

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How to make any Canadian really angry
When they tell you that they love hokey, ask them which type.

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A Canadian was told to throw out the trash
And thats why we Have Justin Bieber in the U. S

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What do you call a Canadian with sunburn
A tourist

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A man was going to a Canadian restaurant
He orders his food, and when the waiter comes around he asks “how is your food?”
“It’s meh.” He replies
The waiter looks at him, and says “yeah, and it’ll be June next.”

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Some people say I speak very Canadian
But I'm only half Canadian E

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