Jokes on this subreddit is every Christmas present from an old person...You get it, you appreciate the thought, but then you give it away to someone else in a slightly different packaging without a second thought. 0 0 0
Darth Vader is fighting Luke Skywalker...Darth Vader says to Luke:"Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas."Luke:"How could you possibly know?"Vader:"I felt your presents." 0 0 0
I hope I get $100 of bitcoin as a Christmas presentI mean $120.23Edit $97.56Edit 2 $103.55Edit 3 $111.47 0 0 0
Cinderella was waiting for her christmas photos to be sent in the mail.Even though they were very late she stayed positive, thinking: ‘One day my prints will come’. 0 0 0
What happened to the Portuguese man when he got no presents for Christmas?He got post-Natal depression 0 0 0
My mate wished me a Merry Christmas earlier.A bit early, yes, but he suffers from premature congratulation. 0 0 0
Hey! You know, they've started offering free meditation retreats at the North Pole!Turns out the Christmas elves are really present minded. 0 0 0
I wonder if George Michael was a оrgаn donorSo he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas. 0 0 0