Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes in Christmas wrapping paper. When your child misbehaves, toss one into the fire. 0 0 0
How do we know Santa is a man?No woman with an ounce of dignity would wear the same outfit for so many years running. 0 0 0
Little girl wrote to Santa, asking him to give her a baby sister for Christmas.Santa replied promptly, asking her to send her mother. 0 0 0
Fox News reported news of an unidentified flying object on Christmas Eve.It was a U-F-hо-hо-hо. 0 0 0
At Christmas, mother says to Little Johnny, "Go on and light up the Christmas tree Johnny.“Johnny runs off happily and comes back after a while, asking, „Should I light up the candles, too“ 0 0 0
What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? Santa’s burps.What is invisible and does NOT smell like milk and cookies? Santa’s farts. 0 0 0
If the majority of people in the US celebrate ChristmasThen the amount of people that celebrate Hanukkah are in the menorahty 0 0 0
I decided to get my girlfriend and her sister new jackets for ChristmasThat is why I bought a pair of new gloves. 0 0 0
My co-workers must be atheists because they hate when I greet them "Merry Christmas!"It doesn't seem to matter whether I greet them from over or under the bathroom stall. 0 0 0