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Chuck Norris Jokes

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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Math Jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Math Jokes

The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.

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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fат kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.

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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...

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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.

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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... With his breath.

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fат kids into a camp fire.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Inertia is a property of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Bears only роор in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..

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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."

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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...

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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.

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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!

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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.

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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Love Jokes

Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.

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