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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike. In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike. Una volta Chuck Norris uscì in bicicletta e senza volerlo vinse il tour de France.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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На Марс Марс Chuck Norris a déjà été sur Mars, c'est pour cela qu'il n'y a pas de signes de vie là bas. Det finns inget liv på Mars, vilket beror på att Chuck Norris redan har varit där. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Noris war bereits auf dem Mars. Das ist auch der Grund dafür, warum es dort kein Leben mehr gibt. Chuck Norris har allerede været på Mars – Det er derfor der ikke er liv på Mars. Chuck Norris on jo käynyt Marsissa. Siksi siellä ei ole elämää.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris spendet Blut Chuck Norris donne fréquemment du sang à la Croix-Rouge. Mais jamais le sien. When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own. Chuck Norris skänker regelbundet blod, dock aldrig sitt eget. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a сriме, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke... .that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Когато чудовищата си лягат проверяват дали Чък Норис е в гардероба. När monstren går och lägger sig på kvällen kollar dom under sängen efter Chuck Norris. Kun mörkö menee illalla nukkumaan, hän varmistaa ettei kaapissa ole Chuck Norrista. Bevor Monster ins Bett gehen, schauen sie vorher in den Schrank und unter das Bett, um zu sehen, ob Chuck Norris dort ist.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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