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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris und die Zwiebeln Chuck Norris fait pleurer les oignons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Рулет Руски рулет Chuck Norris spielt Russisches Roulette Chuck Norris joue à la roulette russe avec un chargeur plein. Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people...
.................. then it exploxed
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Чък Норис хвърлил граната и убил 50 човека... малко по-късно гранатата гръмнала... Веднъж Чък Норис решил да хвърли граната... разхвърчали се крака, ръце, глави... и накрая гранатата гръмнала. Un jour, Chuck Norris a balancé une grenade qui a tué 50 terroristes. Et après, la grenade a explosé ! Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Chuck Norris kastade iväg en handgranat och dödade 50 personer, sen exploderade granaten. Chuck Norris wirft eine Granate. 200 Menschen sterben. Dann explodiert die Granate. Einmal warf Chuck Norris eine Granate und tötete damit 20 Menschen. Dann explodierte die Granate. Chuck Norris heitti käsigranaatin, 50 ihmistä kuoli ja sitten granaatti räjähti. Chuck Norris tappoi kerran 50 ihmistä kranaatilla. Sitten se räjähti.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Кобра Питат Чък Норис-Вярно ли е, че ви е ухапала кралска кобра? Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days. Chuck Norris wurde von einer Königs Kobra gebissen. Nach 5 qualvollen Tagen starb die Kobra. Chuck Norris wurde einmal von einer Kobra gebissen. Nach 5 quälenden Tagen voller Schmerzen ist die Kobra gestorben. Un jour Chuck Norris s'est fait mordre par un cobra. Après plusieurs jours d'atroces souffrances, le serpent est mort. Un jour un cobra à osé mordre Chuck Norris. Après 12 jours de douleur atroce, le cobra est mort. O data,o cobra la muscat pe Chuck Norris si dupa 3 zile de chinuri cobra a murit. Chucka Norrise jednou kousla kobra. Po osmi hodinách krutých bolestí zemřela. Chucka Norrise jednou kousla anakonda. Pět dní na to zemřela na otravu krve.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a dамn girrafe!
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Once Chuck Norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is sтuрid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice duммy to life.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Чък Норис ползва дубльор само за сцените, Чък Норис ползва дубльор за плачещите сцени. Chuck Norris korzysta z dublerów. W scenach płaczu. Quand Chuck Norris doit pleurer dans un film on fait appel à sa doublure. Chuck Norris musí využívat dabléra na scény, ve kterých pláče.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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