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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.

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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.

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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.

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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.

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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.

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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.

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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.

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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.

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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.

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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.

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For some, the left теsтiсlе is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each теsтiсlе is larger than the other one

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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.

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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?

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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.

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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.

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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.

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