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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.

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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.

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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your аss anytime anywhere"

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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the ваlls dodge him.

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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.

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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."

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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.

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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.

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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.

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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.

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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.

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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.

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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.

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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.

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Why aren't the aliens making contact?
They are afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.

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