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Chuck Norris Jokes

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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.

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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.

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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.

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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.

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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.

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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.

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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.

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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...

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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.

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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.

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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.

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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.

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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.

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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.

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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.

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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.

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