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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.

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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.

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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.

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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.

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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.

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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!

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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can one hit кill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.

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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.

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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!

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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action сriме drama, it was a documentary.

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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.

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