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A lot of things can кill you now. Ain't this ridiculous? Mosquitoes can кill you now. Do you know how mad I would be if I died from a mosquito bite? I'm a black man, grew up on the south side of Chicago. I've avoided drug dealers, gang bangers, sickle cell, high blood pressure, the police -- and now a mosquito gonna take me out?

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I saw a sign on the side of the road the other day that said, 'Tiredness can кill.' I didn't know that. Last Saturday, I stayed up all night watching movies. I could have died.

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He was a cop for 20 years, and he was always bragging:
'You know, I was only shot in the arm once.' Well, according to my mom, she said, 'If I would've aimed better, I would have gotten him in the head, the son of a вiтсh.'

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Another thing I like about this site is that you can get away with saying literally anything.

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I think God made a mistake, though. He should have left us all with soft spots. Then we'd all be a little more vulnerable and maybe nicer to each other. You wouldn't be so quick to infringe in someone's freedom if they could just воinк ya and кill ya.

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Boy: whats up bra
Girl: nothing much how you doing underwear

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What's white and hangs in trees?
A fridge.

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My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.

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Suскs when the sтuрid evil motherf*cker going over shiт for this site deletes your joke, barely giving it a chance. What an аsshоlе.

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Its f*cking annoying when your joke gets deleted. Kickass if you agree.

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I think violence is wonderful, but what I object to in boxing is the total lack of explanation as to what happened between these guys to cause this fight to break out.

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Mom:Were getting two dogs this weekend what would you like to call them Me:One and two because if one died you would still have two

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I've got a friend who smokes five packs a day. He has to wear nicotine slacks. He says he's afraid to quit because he might get heavy. If he doesn't quit, there will be six friends going, 'Boy, he is heavy.'

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I moved to L. A., so, you know, I joined a gym, because it was either that or a gang.

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To all the people who use the wrong variation of the word "your" or "you're" I hope you burn in Неll...

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Girl 1#: every time you look in the mirror it breaks.
Nerd: at least it bothers to show up for work.
Need at least 10 kick ass

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One time, I got beat up by a kid named Jesus. And when you're seven, you can't tell the difference between Jesus, typical Puerto Rican name in your neighborhood, and Jesus, the actual savior. So I was walking around all confused -- you know, guilty. What had I done that the Lord would send his only begotten son down to Brooklyn to kick my аss?

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Klick "kickass" if you're fed up with "klick kickass" baits on this site!

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Half of the people that post on this website need to go back to school and learn how to f*cking spell ... "Yo Сunт Touch Dis ... Stop, Grammar Time" ... Kickass if you agree

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Goob is so gаy he tried to kiss me

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