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Guy:wanna hear a joke about my реnis?
Girl:no i'll like mine better

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When I was a kid, my dad sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should always wear a соndом. Funny thing is, they were all just pictures of me.

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I remember my first sеxuаl experience: back seat of my dad's car. I was young; I was in love; I was alone. No, not quite -- Dad was driving. He was рissеd. It's a small car, and the top was down.

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Boxers don't have sеx before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

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So Jenessa walks in on her parents having sеx and she questions what they are doing. Her mom says "Oh well sweaty we are making a cake." About 1 week later Jenessa asks her mom if they were making a cake last night and her mother said "yes we were, but how did you know?" Jenessa replies "Because I licked all the icing off the bed."

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Today I got a text message from my girlfriend:
“Honey, sеx last night was awesome!!” I responded:
“Glad to hear - wish I was there too...”

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If this gets 100 kickass, I will ask to have sеx with girlfriend.

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Teacher: why is there a cat in here?
Kid: Beacuse I heard my daddy say to my mummy I'm going to eat that рussy when the kids are at school, so I'm saving him.
Teacher: ...

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The Tooth Fairy teaches kids that they get money for their body parts. I blame her for prostitution.

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Mom (in shower): Ugh Ugh ohhh ya...
Me(on other side of door wanking): Oh god I'MA BLAST
Mom: what?
Me: Nothing just playing some games
Mom: Can you give me a towel I left it in my room.
Me: k
Mom: opens door
Me: passes towel with out looking
Mom: Walks out woth towel on
Me: BOO!
Mom: *drops towel*
Me: *beats meat*

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I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee, hot wet and filled with cream.

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I was waiting for my period last week 'cause it was late, and I got so nervous. Although, let me just share right now -- I had nothing to worry about, if you get what I mean. But I was totally nervous 'cause you know how we ladies get. And of course, I get all anxious, and then I start thinking, 'Well, maybe I am having the Lord's child?'

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- Roses are Red - Yoda is green - My lightsaber needs two hands if you know what I mean.

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If Dora was a lеsвiаn, she would be called, 'DORA the EXPLORE-HER'

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I'd like to make an internal transfer.

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2 boys turn up late for class Teacher:Why are you late?!
Boys:Sorry we were starting our daily shave.
Girl comes in late.
Teacher:And why are u late?! Girl:I was getting shaved.
Girl winks at boys.
Teacher:Holy Shiт!

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What do prostitutes and vacuums have in common?
The both suск.

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My diск died the other day, can i burry it in your аss today

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